"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
-Carl Sagan
You discover that you are on a foreign spacecraft and an unidentified crewman is running at you.
The crewman says:
"Hey! How did you get on this ship!? Anyways, you looked scared, and not from around here. Just
try not to make any funny faces. The ship is equipped with an advanced facial recognition controls
system. Our controls systems guide and serve the inhabitants by using facial recognition software.
You must have some really strong emotions to make the ship go this fast! OH WAIT! You must be a
human!"
What do you do?