"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
-Carl Sagan
"Hey! Let’s get a picture!
This is one for the books! We’ve never had an actual human aboard! In fact,
we were not sure if you even existed! It was only because we found the documents of the great Norris
of Chuck that we discovered your kind. We love your kind here! Let’s get a picture!"